Things that almost made it onto this shirt: 

"The Beatdown In C-Town"
"The Fastest Fists In The 216"
"The Gore Committee In The Forest City"
"The Hall Of Pain At The Hall Of Fame"
"Grieveland"

.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size