Things that almost made it onto this shirt: 

"The Beatdown In C-Town"
"The Fastest Fists In The 216"
"The Gore Committee In The Forest City"
"The Hall Of Pain At The Hall Of Fame"
"Grieveland"
 
  
.: Retail fit  
 
 
  .: 100% Soft cotton  
 
 
  .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))  
 
 
  .: Tear away label  
 
 
  .: Runs true to size