Saw a weird vending machine in a Facebook Marketplace listing, and I had to do it. 
 

  .: Retail fit 
 
 
 

  .: 100% Soft cotton 
 
 
 

  .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) 
 
 
 

  .: Tear away label 
 
 
 

  .: Runs true to size